You think you got what it takes? Heart of a champion? Master of mud? Dictator of dirt?
Because darlin’, MUD WRESTLIN’ ain’t easy. That’s why this workshop exists.
This workshop not only teaches you how to wrestle in the mud, it teaches you how to compete, how to become a master of body and mind for a smackdown in slop. You’ll learn the moves, the countermoves, the spirit of a goddamn Wildschwein mud demon… and the rules that govern this hallowed sport.
We’ll cover the three most important aspects of mud wrestling: material, aesthetics, and the body. You’ll come into contact, commune, with MUD. You’ll learn the proper attire for the pit, and moves that, to the untrained eye, may seem useless but achieve an entertaining and confusing effect.
You will choose a mud-wrestling persona and we will help you perform it to the extreme.
Your body will become a soft and messy weapon; you’ll feel muscles you never thought you had.
Join us and you’ll be what you previously only dreamed of: Mud Wrestler